Twinkle Toes

Goodness gracious, are my feet ugly at the moment! The winter collection of colours does absolutely nothing for them. The gungy mustard tone under the big nail, the pale brown stripes on the others, the black furriness of a few stray foot hairs and the dark grey shade that seems to linger at the base … Continue reading

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

Dammit. It’s the sales. And I’m not saying this because I am the world’s greatest shopaholic and the sales encourage me to run the up the equivalent of the national debt. On the contrary, I’m a bit shopaphobic and walking into a retail outlet where there are hundreds, even thousands of articles on sale does … Continue reading

New Year’s Revolutions

I normally forget them all around the 3rd of January so this year I have decided to set them down here for posterity and for future reference when willpower or brainpower is lacking. So in 2017 I have decided to: 1. Stop saying ‘revolution’ instead of ‘resolution’. I KNOW it’s resolution. There are just some … Continue reading